"they aren't quite thrombolised ... sit on frozen peas and slap this on -- if they're not better in a couple of days we'll have to LANCE them"

[Tutter]

"they" being my farmers, of course

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Awww, not nice for you [understatement]

farking hell tutter buggered if I'm seeing the doc about my old turkeys then.
Good luck with the plan A

makes me glad i've had my tubes tied

they hurt a lot

worse than postpartum

think i have failed to drink enough water over the last week or so to compensate for tropical heat

let this be a lesson to you all -- eat prunes. drink water.

what did he give you to put on them? has it worked? i can even fart without mine hurting me.

am too uncomfortable to go and look at the box right now, but it starts with 'prosec...' i think

Proctosedyl

thanks.