I've had a cold the last few days, all head based, loads of clear snot, congestion, sinuses feeling full/pressurey etc.
Today, I had the urge to blow and I filled up four tissues with green snot from the left side, absolutely filled, tons of it... then back to clear.
Ten minutes later, the right side needed a blow - filled up another five tissues with bright YELLOW snot (and a very different consistency!) from the right side.
Then back to clear.
What the actual fuck just happened, I have never experienced this before, where the hell did this volume of stuff come from, where has it been hiding this whole time? Do I have two different bacterial infections, one in each side of my face?
So so bizarre so gross as it is, I wondered if anyone knew what was going on!