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Oh buggery bollocks. DH's vasectomy hasn't worked.

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Sidge · 04/02/2008 21:46

14 months after having the snip he finally got round to doing his first sample.

And got an urgent phone call today from the hospital to tell him that it is a normal sample full of lovely healthy swimmers

So he has to have it done again, but under general anaesthetic this time and a complete cut-open-and-chop-it-all-out scenario (poor bloke).

Has anyone else's man had this, or does my DH just have SuperSperm?

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TurkeyLurkey · 04/02/2008 21:49

Ahh this happenned to my friend..she has the baby to prove it!

hatrick · 04/02/2008 21:49

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MissingMyHeels · 04/02/2008 21:49

My Dad [vomit] had this problem too, he chose to share it with the whole family over Sunday Lunch.

Sidge · 04/02/2008 21:51

Oh don't TurkeyLurkey - DH now can't believe I haven't got pregant. And I'm due on this week

Hatrick - no don't tell him or the poor man will never go!

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TurkeyLurkey · 04/02/2008 21:55

Oh no! My friend only waited 14 weeks after the original OP and then had unprotected sex thinking they'd be ok. Her DH then sent his sample off a week or so later, certain it would have worked.....the doctor rang them a few weeks after that and told her DH he'd got "Persistent sperm", her DH said "I know, my wifes 6 weeks pregnant!"

Califrau · 04/02/2008 21:59

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oliviaelanasmum · 04/02/2008 22:05

My friend had 2 babies after her dp had the snip

Sidge · 04/02/2008 22:11

2????

Blimey that's just really bad luck. You would think that after the first they would have had his bits removed wouldn't you??

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MamaPyjama · 04/02/2008 22:12

What is it about handing in a sodding sample! My dh had the snip in Sept 06 and still needs two clear samples. Whines about condoms but won't hand in the sample. grr.

Sidge · 04/02/2008 22:27

LOl Mamapyjama - it took my DH 14 months to get round to it! You'd have thought the idea of being encouraged to play with themselves was a winner...

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