There was something weird in my poo

[Somethingwrongwithmybum]

I stopped short of taking pictures which I'm sure you're all glad about!
But yeah. I did a poo today and when I wiped there was something on the loo roll. It looked a bit like you know when you tear the plastic off a pack of digestives and a red strip of plastic opens it out?! It looked a bit like that. I don't think it was plastic though. And I definitely haven't been eating plastic just my normal food. it wasn't in my undies either randomly hanging out. It definitely came out with my poo.
Wtf??

Tomato or pepper skin?

Have you been eating any red foods like tomatoes, peppers with red skin? Could of been the skin coiled up?? Not got any other ideas!

Red pepper

Definitely red pepper - happens to me often

Or beetroot if you've had one of those salad mixes with shredded beetroott?

Red pepper.

I was about to further describe what else it can look like but we don't know who is reading this.

Red pepper!