Last period was about a fortnight ago. I have a coil fitted. I sometimes get a twinge with ovulation, but I am feeling "due on" style cramps and feeling sick with it.
To be pregnant I would be showing symptoms at a whole 5 days max since conception, and it will have beaten my coil, so I am thinking unlikely
Wee smells fine (you love it when I share don't you?), slightly dischargey but healthy stuff iykwim.
I am more rounded looking too, but I have been eating my body weight in cheese balls so that could be to blame there
Any reasons you can think of for weird random cramps? Paracetamol hasn't done much.
(Oh, and because when DD says she has tummy ache and I always reply "Have you had a poo?" Yes, I have )