Just that really- need company whilst currently lying on the bathroom floor in a groaning mess with the worst stomach cramps and not sure which end it's going to come out of next; got my daughter's sandcastle bucket as the toilet isn't near enough to the sink 
Tell me about your norovirus stories please- how long did it last? Was it awful? I've caught this off my 20 MO who had it last weekend from nursery and had it since Wednesday - had a brief spell yesterday of no S&D so stupidly ate a few oven chips last night and now seriously regretting that decision.