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Original poster

ok manky feet poeple

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codswallop · 21/10/2004 21:04

wgo has horrible dried skin ffet wiht cracksall oevr htem
well yes readers that was me but after only 4 weeks of using this wonder product i now have fantastic and soft feet!

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emmatmg · 21/10/2004 21:24

well, I didn't have to polish and dusty out today so it is all true

still haven't the faintest idea what you mean though !

emmatmg · 21/10/2004 21:36

Oh Bloody hell.
Come on.....I want to know what you mean....I just can't work it out.

Is it a joke?
A dig?
A cryptic clue?

What?

Rowlers · 21/10/2004 21:42

Think miracle may be afurniture polish?

sycophant · 21/10/2004 21:44

(Coddy advising you to put it on your bedside table).
Arf.

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codswallop · 21/10/2004 21:47

sycophant is generally really unpleasnt to me so I am going to bed

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emmatmg · 21/10/2004 21:54

why wouldn't my furniture need polishing though.

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codswallop · 21/10/2004 21:55

dos your legas are up whils t you shag?
not very funny though
syocphant your jokes ar e shite

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emmatmg · 21/10/2004 22:00

coddy, i can't translate that first sentence.

is it something about legs and shagging?

sycophant · 21/10/2004 22:06

No no no no no no no. It was just a literal - putting it ON the table, you know, like furniture polish, rather than on feet.

emmatmg · 21/10/2004 22:10

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I see.

God, where did my brain go?

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codswallop · 22/10/2004 09:14

emma
ahev you done your feett his morning?

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Original poster
codswallop · 22/10/2004 09:18

pp h have you bought any yet?

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codswallop · 23/10/2004 16:15

rmmatmg
sort your horrible feet out

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suzywong · 23/10/2004 16:28

Invented in Australia you know, the heel balm.

I keep forgetting to use it regularly

Tell me does anyone now which is more effective in terms of hoof regrowth, slicing off the manky hard bits with a scalpel blade or filing them down with a foot file?

It's summer here and flip flops (they call them thongs) are terribley fashionable.

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codswallop · 23/10/2004 16:33

go to a chiiropodista nd det it sliced off sw then heel balm away
thongs yerself

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bran · 23/10/2004 16:35

I personally feel that a foot file gives a better finish SuzyW, but I'm also a bit scared of scalpels near my skin so perhaps I've just convinced myself that files are better because I can't face my fear.

When I was in Sydney I bought a great foot file by Scholl which was quite small and curved so that you could use the concave bit for the outside edges of the foot and the convex bit for any hard bits in the middle of the sole.

lavender3 · 23/10/2004 16:37

wow that was the science bit

go to a chirop thought in case you have tow nail porbs
I had a corn ( glam) uunder my big toe that was ehy my foot really hurt if a ds stepped on it

hercules · 23/10/2004 16:37

you've given yourself away now.

pmsl!

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codswallop · 23/10/2004 16:38

shite!

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suzywong · 23/10/2004 16:40

oh I might do that
they call the Podiatrists over here and they are all over the show.

I stalked a woman who lives on our street who has kids the same age as mine and when she finally let me in to her beautiful house I had to slip on my Asda socklets to cover my hideous hoofed shame.

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codswallop · 23/10/2004 17:00

psml
sockelts
hoofs
lolol
you will be denied residency
podiatrists are different here Ihtink they do bio mechanical stuff too ( says coddy sounding vaguely and reather impressively expert)

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marthamoo · 23/10/2004 18:47

Feet are gross. How can anyone suck someone's toes? I would chunder

captainCOD · 23/10/2004 18:50

lol

Gingerbear · 23/10/2004 23:17

sooz, I first bought some of Coddy's miracle product in Broome, WA after trekking through the outback for 9 days without a wash (pooooooo!!!!) My feet were cracked and heels bleeding. Wonder stuff sorted them out in no time.

Urea isn't wee wee btw. Tis produced in chemical factory - not pee-this is the saddest link ever, me being a chemical engineer and all.....

marthamoo · 24/10/2004 00:27

Yes indeedy, that is the saddest link ever

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