Erm... TMI... Drippy Fanjo Query

[NoItIsNotUCM]

I have suddenly (over the last week) developed oodles of discharge/fluid.

Not pregnant (one must do certain things for that to happen...). No change in pill etc.

It doesn't smell nasty (or of anything really), but it is more than just a smudge of discharge, I can be walking along and have actual trickles (I did warn you about the tmi).

I have been having to wear pads all week to catch it.

It isn't a pelvic floor thing (at least it doesn't smell like it )

Any ideas?!?!

Some random hormone hit maybe? I've gone spotty too.

Possibly - are you breastfeeding by chance? Do you have regular periods? There are many reasons for excessive squidgeyness apparently

Pressed post too quickly.....

piles can cause mucous which can appear to come from the fanjo.

Also, thrush can apparently cause lots of ick

Similarly, certain hormonal conditions can cause it (are you completely knackered by chance)?

Might be worth seeing your doctor for a blood test. In any case he/she deserves a giggle

Chlamydia does this, exactly this (not the spots though) which I'm sure you don't have but thought I'd emantion

Ooh I have piles or depending on how you want to look at it.

I am completely knackered, had hormones etc tested recently though.

Ah right so have you had treatment for the piles? The snail trail thing clears right up if you do.

You want to get those magic bullet suppositories from the doctor - proctosedyl. They do the business in a week.