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They cut some bits off my bits

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bureaudenamechange · 07/10/2007 15:55

Hello. A few months back some of you gave me some very helpful advice regarding my dyspareunia (so comforting to know the correct medical term for sore shagging) here. I finally got an appointment with a consultant gynaecologist who said, hmm, sounds like granulation tissue (I think). Then had a look and said, "Yes, as I suspected." and picked up a pair of huge comedy scissors and proceeded to cut some bits off my bits. I seriously thought it might be some cruel NHS punishment for timewasting.

It's not sore but I can't put anything up there for two weeks so can't yet report on whether it was a success. He also gave me some plastic tampon-looking things of graduated sizes to use after the two weeks to stretch it out. Am I the only person ever to have to stretch out her honeytrap after birth?

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suzywong · 07/10/2007 15:57

oh no, don't stretch it, use your situation as a bargaining tool

policywonk · 07/10/2007 15:58

A) Sorry, no experience/help to offer
B) Poor you
C) Farking gynaecologists! Did he really set about your vagina with scissors without even telling you what was going on?

bureaudenamechange · 07/10/2007 15:59

What should I try for? Diamond? Exotic foreign holiday?

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suzywong · 07/10/2007 16:02

yes
and lie-ins til 9am every Saturday

work it, girlfriend

bureaudenamechange · 07/10/2007 16:03

PW:
A That's ok, just wanted to rant about it really.
B From what I've read on other threads I actually came out lightly.
C Pretty much! I mean, he said, I'm just going to remove these now, but that was about it for the foreplay.

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BreeVanDerCampLGJ · 07/10/2007 16:07

Snort at that was it for the foreplay.

bureaudenamechange · 07/10/2007 18:08

thangyouverymuch

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Spiderhammer · 07/10/2007 18:25

PMSL at comedy scissors. Good luck when you recommission the ol' honey trap.

< Wince a the thought of the first time post snippage. >

FluffyMummy123 · 07/10/2007 18:29

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Tutter · 07/10/2007 18:30

yes one of my fave thread titles ever this

FluffyMummy123 · 07/10/2007 18:30

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bureaudenamechange · 07/10/2007 19:17

Oh don't you worry spider, I will be back on here right after to tell everyone ALL about it...

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Katymac · 07/10/2007 19:22

Anesthetic?

bureaudenamechange · 07/10/2007 19:23

nope.

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Katymac · 07/10/2007 19:26

Didn't it hurt - they mucked about with me down there.......I had extra anesthetic (sp)

bureaudenamechange · 07/10/2007 19:32

No, to be fair, it wasn't too bad, less sore than the dys...dyspara... the sore shagging. And he laid out the bits on a piece of gauze afterwards and showed them to me.

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Katymac · 07/10/2007 19:34

Yuk...yuk...yuk...umm not much else to say but YUK (sorry)

oops · 07/10/2007 20:09

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Tutter · 07/10/2007 20:10

oops, is granulation the same as a granuloma, i.e. made of blood vessels?

oops · 07/10/2007 22:44

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