Hello. A few months back some of you gave me some very helpful advice regarding my dyspareunia (so comforting to know the correct medical term for sore shagging) here. I finally got an appointment with a consultant gynaecologist who said, hmm, sounds like granulation tissue (I think). Then had a look and said, "Yes, as I suspected." and picked up a pair of huge comedy scissors and proceeded to cut some bits off my bits. I seriously thought it might be some cruel NHS punishment for timewasting.
It's not sore but I can't put anything up there for two weeks so can't yet report on whether it was a success. He also gave me some plastic tampon-looking things of graduated sizes to use after the two weeks to stretch it out. Am I the only person ever to have to stretch out her honeytrap after birth?