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I have a problem with my rear end

11 replies

NoItsNotUCM · 01/10/2007 17:38

okay

I seem to have a lump in my bumhole!
It's not a pile its under the skin and moveable, slightly
the size of a small pea
What the hell is it?? and what do I do??

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loopylou6 · 01/10/2007 17:42

most probably a little peice of poo wait till u next have a bowel movement ans if it is poo it will dissapear

Twiglett · 01/10/2007 17:44

she said it was under her skin .. how can that be poo?

is it a cyst?

Twiglett · 01/10/2007 17:44

lol at name btw

NoItsNotUCM · 01/10/2007 17:44

NOOOO its on the sphincter
when a clean finger is inserted slightly into said area I can feel on one side of sphincter, under the skin, a small lump

it really cant be poo, it's under my skin

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VoodooLULUmama · 01/10/2007 17:45

cyst? skin tag? boil?

get thee to the quacks young lady, odd bumps on your bum, or anywhere, need checking!

NoItsNotUCM · 01/10/2007 17:46

I knew you were going to say that

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ThePhantomToiletFlusher · 01/10/2007 17:48

Makes me wonder how you came across it..."I was just sticking my finger up my bum when........"!!

Sorry to laugh but I love toilet humour.....

Twiglett · 01/10/2007 17:50

I have no idea what's on my sphincter ... the lost city of atlantis perchance? (not saying I@ve got a large ass or anything)

NannyL · 01/10/2007 17:59

lamo at ..."I was just sticking my finger up my bum when........"!!

seriously though yes go to a Dr!

Timupuuki · 13/09/2024 12:23
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i think it is poo when a penis is inserted within the bum it tends to gape a little wich can consume a little particles of the stoole released from the anus that is rumbling

Bex4567 · 05/06/2025 08:36

What was it please

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