Not a poo troll I promise! I wentnot the toilet earlier and found this. Have 'cleaned' it up a bit. Feels almost plastic like. Looks like of fiberous. Not eaten anything strange that I can think of. Just seems to be so much of it. Had onion bhajis last night so wondering if it is from them. But can't imagine onions would go like that. Sorry to anyone who is eating!! Lipstick for scale!