WTF I have an eyelash stuck in my tear duct

[Rapunzeleyebrows]

My eye has been itching like mad all morning, I’ve just had a good look and I’ve got an eyelash wedged in my upper tear duct. It’s stuck right in there and the itching is driving me mad, any ideas how I can get it out?

Chop an onion?

Sodding, that is a genius idea!

How are you getting on? Is it gone? If the onion didn’t work, I’d recommend drinking a bottle of gin, watching Terms Of Endearment, and stalking all your exes on social media. That does it for me every time.