Does anyone have a fully functioning body that I can have - mine seems to be falling to pieces

[SlightlyMadSpider]

My eye hurts
My boob hurts
My foot hurts
I have a big spot on my back and it hurts
And my AF arrived on day 16 this month (normally a 35d+ girl)

i prescribe vodka. in large quantities.

Poor you

Mine is functioning quite well, but 35 weeks pg. You might not be up for that!

Oh no Ceolas - I will take it...when do you want it back - 10 weeks do you?

I'd quite like it back for the birth. Assuming the little twister turns head down in time

...I'll take it if it is breech...I am expereinced at that.

No hang on aminute I remember how painful it was when the little bugger stuck one foot out and the DR had to rummage for the second.