St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mother's depression by rendering pre-school children unconscious for up to six hours.
Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they moved out.
Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up the telephone and reducing money spent on makeup.
Menicillin - Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as: "Get your coat - you've pulled"
Buyagra - Stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.