I need a good telling off.........

[noddyholder]

I have been on a very healthy diet for 3-4 weeks now,.No dairy wheat caffeine etc lots of veg and after week 2 I started to feel amazing.Lost 6lbs and generally feel well which is a miracle with all my health issues.But today pmt struck and I ate 3 shortbreads and a packet of crisps.So p'd off with myself and the carbs rush has made me feel starving so am back to square one

you farking bloacter

there

3 shortbreads was a bit de trop

I know and not the little stick ones either.I am going to drink gallons of water because I feel poisoned (they were so delish buttery crumbly)

you fat old munter

am i doing well

you are on the right track.Can't decide whether to tell dp when he gets bacl tonight as he thinks I am so virtuous and he caved in last weekend.I think I am going to have to lie as the moral high ground is just too tempting

dont tell him
cast it from your mind

I suggest you wear sackcloth and ashes and have 'mea culpa' tattooed to your forehead.

There, that should do it.