tips for bringing on a period

[Otter]

i cannot bear this wait anymore

into the second week of half term and i am at my wits end - need to be rid of this pms and feel normal

i am on day 35 now which is long even for me - any tips on how to encourage the menses...old wives tales welcome

elaborate 'etc' rhubarb!

destroy all your tampons, towels & mooncups.

Go for a swim without them
Then

Put on your best white trousers

And VIOLA

hot cups of tea, hot water bottle, there's a theme here I feel!

If you think about it constantly then it won't come, whereas if you relax, you've more of a chance. Hot things help you to relax as does sex. Yoga is also good apparently.

thankyou sms but i dont play

Not what you want to hear, but I don't know if there's really a lot you can do to bring it on. AFAIK, the variable part of your cycle is before ovulation...

i am sure of when i ovulated - it was 16 days ago....

and you're definitely not pg?

done tests....

feel too wild to be pg also

yes squash it

wild?

yeah mental with pms

oh. Do you normally get a period 14 days after ovulation?

I feel pretty mental and am 28+ weeks...

From the ads: get out your rollerblades, snowblades, ice-skates, bungee jumping equipment? You know you are game for it

yes i do ceolas - clockwork!

however long the cycle - 14 days luteal

Rifle? Hunting knife?

I am stumped...

Wear white trousers to the funeral. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?!?

WannaBe - ditto.

all tricks tried including dp virtually massaging my bowel!!!! ( through abdomen i hasten to add)

Here commenceth day 36 of misery

How else might he have been massaging it?

[innocent]

Get pissed. I have a theory that this works - does for me anyhow. And if it doesn't, hey, you had a good time.