Tonight ladies and gentlemen I am staying in with a bottle of......

[octo]

Hedrin!

.. and I feel like a well oiled chip and I have two little well oiled chips snoring away

What has my life come to?

Ooh is that head lice stuff? How lovely.

Well now I bet when you were eighteen you'd have given anything to have such glossy tresses?

Yes - its lush! It is dripping down my face - think may have gone a little overboard on making sure the little buggers die!

Oh, I had many a lush night like that when my son started reception this automn! The many smelly joys of parenthood!

If it doesnt work, mixing your own coctail with essential oils will as them buggars are unlikely to have developed resistance/immunity, my own home made brew was the only one to work for us, LOL!

Good Luck on your heady night in!