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I have a lump in an embarrassing location, have you had one and what was it ?

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AnonForDignity · 31/05/2007 20:45

test

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Bouquetsofdynomite · 31/05/2007 21:03

That drawing paste sounds great, what's it like on ceramic hobs?

AnonForDignity · 31/05/2007 21:04

feck

so much for attempting to disguise my posting style

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whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:05

ROFL at ceramic hobs - probably quite good I should imagine but it comes in a really small pot so you'd need a few. Mind you at 98p a pot it's cheap enough.

Anon - you haven't been to any african countries recently have you - couldn't be a parasite could it?

Califrau · 31/05/2007 21:06

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AnonForDignity · 31/05/2007 21:06

no african adventures for me, no.

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AnonForDignity · 31/05/2007 21:07
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whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:08

Califrau - whatever turn you on dear

Most people just play with their ducky!

FioFio · 31/05/2007 21:08

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Haribosmum · 31/05/2007 21:09

I had two of these little blighters and I popped on and pussy stuff (excuse the pun) came out. The other one refused to pop. I think they've both gone now...

AnonForDignity · 31/05/2007 21:09

thanks to you all for your honesty

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whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:10

Anon - is it [[http://medocs.ucdavis.edu/Der/420/Images/0226.gif like this]

whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:10

Drat....like this rather medocs.ucdavis.edu/Der/420/Images/0226.gif

FrannyandZooey · 31/05/2007 21:10

WMMC how did a haemorrhoid appear on your fanjo?

FioFio · 31/05/2007 21:12

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whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:12

Oooh mummy please tell me this doesn't really happen. Apparently you can get cysts on your fanjo flaps as F&Z said and they are deeply grim. This is a very scary link - will put you off your dinner DON'T CLICK ME UNLESS YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH OR MORBID CURIOUSITY

whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:12

It wasn't on my fanjo, it was in that general area

FrannyandZooey · 31/05/2007 21:13

ruddy nora mine did NOT look like that, it was a dainty little boil

Bouquetsofdynomite · 31/05/2007 21:15

Have just remembered, while we're sharing embarrassing lump tales, I once had a lump down there somewhere when I was 16. Wasn't red though and GP said it was a fleabite that had gone granuloma whatever that means. It went away but was very embarrassing to explain to my bf at the time (or fiance as I called him back then PMSL).

whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:15

Anon - I think this may be what you are describing, it's a subcutaneous cyst and it will go on its own.

whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:16

F&Z - I just read the paper associated with that image and it definitely says it was you

whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:17

I love google images - you can see the world's weirdest and grossest stuff without ever having to get off your lumpy arse.

FrannyandZooey · 31/05/2007 21:18

nope nope nope

mine was the boilette of the fanjo world, not that great big blighter

poor woman, imagine being asked if you could have that photographed?

whomovedmychocolate · 31/05/2007 21:21

I imagine she's unconscious TBH the way her legs are flopping - not like the stiff 'get this bloody thing offa me' pose most of us adopt at the gynae!

Bouquetsofdynomite · 31/05/2007 21:21

Have finally plucked up courage to look at the links. I have one like the first! DH calls it a nubbin, has been there for years.
Second one - boak!

AnonForDignity · 31/05/2007 21:31

mine looks like the subcutaneous cyst link, only it is pinker and shinier

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