I have a lump in an embarrassing location, have you had one and what was it ?

[AnonForDignity]

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That drawing paste sounds great, what's it like on ceramic hobs?

feck

so much for attempting to disguise my posting style

ROFL at ceramic hobs - probably quite good I should imagine but it comes in a really small pot so you'd need a few. Mind you at 98p a pot it's cheap enough.

Anon - you haven't been to any african countries recently have you - couldn't be a parasite could it?

no african adventures for me, no.

Califrau - whatever turn you on dear

Most people just play with their ducky!

I had two of these little blighters and I popped on and pussy stuff (excuse the pun) came out. The other one refused to pop. I think they've both gone now...

thanks to you all for your honesty

Anon - is it [[http://medocs.ucdavis.edu/Der/420/Images/0226.gif like this]

Drat....like this rather medocs.ucdavis.edu/Der/420/Images/0226.gif

WMMC how did a haemorrhoid appear on your fanjo?

Oooh mummy please tell me this doesn't really happen. Apparently you can get cysts on your fanjo flaps as F&Z said and they are deeply grim. This is a very scary link - will put you off your dinner DON'T CLICK ME UNLESS YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH OR MORBID CURIOUSITY

It wasn't on my fanjo, it was in that general area

ruddy nora mine did NOT look like that, it was a dainty little boil

Have just remembered, while we're sharing embarrassing lump tales, I once had a lump down there somewhere when I was 16. Wasn't red though and GP said it was a fleabite that had gone granuloma whatever that means. It went away but was very embarrassing to explain to my bf at the time (or fiance as I called him back then PMSL).

Anon - I think this may be what you are describing, it's a subcutaneous cyst and it will go on its own.

F&Z - I just read the paper associated with that image and it definitely says it was you

I love google images - you can see the world's weirdest and grossest stuff without ever having to get off your lumpy arse.

nope nope nope

mine was the boilette of the fanjo world, not that great big blighter

poor woman, imagine being asked if you could have that photographed?

I imagine she's unconscious TBH the way her legs are flopping - not like the stiff 'get this bloody thing offa me' pose most of us adopt at the gynae!

Have finally plucked up courage to look at the links. I have one like the first! DH calls it a nubbin, has been there for years.
Second one - boak!

mine looks like the subcutaneous cyst link, only it is pinker and shinier