After years of giving my liver a run for its money, I had to had a blood test for other things.
Nurse: Would you like a Liver Function Test, too? It says no LFT on my screen?
ME: No, thanks
Came back on Wednesday, and they bloody well did do a LFT.
ME: Hi, I'm just ringing for the results of my blood test.
Nurse: xxx
xxx
xxx
xxx
xxx
xxx
and LFT xxx
All normal
And what did I do? Celebrate with some wine, last night and now. Though not alone
Am so excited about that result I'm making up for it.