Ok so I hve taken a chunk out of my finger - does this mean no mn/msn for me tonight?

[losty]

And just realised this should be in chat - but seeing as I am one finger typing, I cannot go and write it all again over there

How shall I manage tho? I need my right hand.....

bandage it up tightly...how did you do that , then ?

where there's a will and all that.

got tea towel wrapped round it atm - stopped bleeding, but bl$$dy hurts tho. So no bath for the boys tonight. You dont want to know how I did it tbh. But let's just say I was using a dangerous kitchen tool to open something...

it is the will that got me in to this mess MrsMills....

cellotape a pencil to your elbow

No, we really do want to know how you did it!

lol a pencil to elbow

corkscrew btw

opening wine I hope

screw top wine is the answer

Pah - I managed with only one hand for a month. Just requires a little more dedication and desperation! hope you heal quickly.

Dangerous things, corkscrews...

Good grief no losty (in answer to your original question): you still have 7 others don't you?

FIS - I did that too. No bloody joke is it, thinking for a split second that you have literally chopped your finger in half? Still gives me the shudders to think about it. I won't be touching those blades with the appliance plugged in ever again.

it is just in the wrong place to type

And can you belive this? The wine was off grrrrrrr

Someone is trying to tell you something losty

Good job I am no listening then isnt it DG?

Going to grate some cheese now. Let's see how many wounds that creates...

:D califrau

itys not that bad really - just a bit sore

So where are the threads I can answer with one had tho?