I have a problem

[fishyfanjo]

can you gues what it is!!!

I swear to God im not a Troll

Wash it!

ooh yes, thats not very nice for you.

oh i do, of course Shiney!! but im not sure if I should go the doc's, you'd think after having kids you wouldnt get embarrassed by stuff like that but..............well what do you say??

Whatever you do, don't put blue cheese up there fgs

i think there is some up there already.............truely!!! with the flippin haddock

sorry if you like haddock btw..........or blue cheese for that matter!!

own up UCM

I say "snore"

have a good rummage, check there is no tampon lurking, if not, have a good wash , go to the docs asap .or ask to see the practice nurse if possible

they have seen it all before

Could there be a foreign object lodged up there?

I'd have a rummage and check there's not a stale dish cloth lurking.. or a gone off potato.. these are common culprits when they fall/roll in into tight corners of large spaces and get forgotten...

I thought that megalegs so did check, maybe forgot tampax but all clear,

I have a shower every day, now sometimes twice!!. This cant be right??

I just dont know what to say to the nurse... think i would rather see the nurse tbh

and no im not UCM

Potato, what do you have for lunch shiney!!!

Ravioli.. why??

tell her you are bit embarassed, but have noticed your nether regions are a wee bit unsavoury, so could she check you do not have infection

well was just wondering why you would think i would find a potato up there... but ravioli is good.

lol at a wee bit unsavoury, she's gonna need a gas mask

is it a greenish discharge?

Or indeed a dishcloth

I was just jested as was assuming your query was not a serious one.

But if it is. it's probably an infection. Go see GP or nurse. Has to be done, really.

aww no offence shiney, i could easily understand, and do fully expect to be the brunt of a few jokes.......hence the name. but...........................it really is getting on my nerves.

No green stuff lulumama, my goodness I think i would have a heart attack if there was. Infact nothing unusual like that.

if no greenish discharge, rules out anything too nasty..

just go, get it over with, or you will spend all weekend stressing about it

just go,make light of it, get sorted, end of !

Im going to have to ar'nt I???

Oh it will take me ages to go in there. I will end up loitering , isnt there anything i can just buy from the chemist??

It will be BV - you need to see a doctor
very harmless but not nice

BV whats that??