Shakes head at even having to post the question, but my usual google surfing is letting me down.
2 kids, but they are teen and preteen now.... but all the same, having 2 pregnancies has left me with a certain weakness. Not the classic internal piles (no problem there) or even the classic external ones that protrude from your anua. Oh no.
What I have is a swelling that is sore (and gets worse if I'm ever even a smidge constipated) and that can bleed that is on the right side of my perineum. And, as of last night (ouch) I have a swelling that is very painful and will bleed off to the right and about 2cm behind my anus.
I have germoloid cream. And wet wipes. And am wondering what else to do to minimise the pain/swelling asap.
I also have a smear test on Fri so can ask the lovely nurse for some advice if I overcome the embarrassment of it all.