Bloody hell
20 minutes ago I went to hang some washing out (it won't dry it, but, it will take most of the damp off, if you know what I mean)
Went to step from the top decking down the next level of decking and went straight on my jacksy, my right leg completely bent under me. My ankle is killing me, I've cut my knee (so no mini skirts for a while ) and bruised my left wrist.
Ow bloomin ow, it hurts.