holy shiiiit! I daren't look!

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Just got the two little Ds's to bed after a very long day, sat down to my cheese and red wine which I've been bloody looking forward to. dh in Paris with work. Just bloody sliced through my finger, there is blood everywhere. My fault for taking a big glug of wine then cutting the cheese with the pissing new bloody super sharp knife whilst reading shit on my iPad. It makes me feel sick to think that I only realised I was cutting my finger when it felt warm with the blood pouring out, I guess super sharp knives don't hurt like blunt ones. It fucking throbs like s mother fucker now though!!
Just glugged more wine whilst sat with tea towel now bright red wrapped up finger in the air. It's now dripping out the tea towel. I'm too scared look and don't want to wake dd5 and dd2 to what looks like a murder scene!!
Fook!! What shall I do?? Nearest friend is out for the night and my parents are with my sisters kids as she's out for the night!

Thanks for that pob, when I first read it I thought, wtf same thing happened to you!! Will cut and paste

I read it thinking "no way, what are the chances?" :o

Hope you get it sorted out quickly!

Oh no anyone but this Mum who has replied She's asked where I live.... Oh bloody hell and I've got piles of dirty washing all over bathroom floor!

It's Saturday night, everyone has piles of washing lying about. Don't worry about that!

Hopefully she can get there quickly. White at the bottom is a bit suspect sounding.

Can you say where you live? Just a general area and someone can message you to help out?

I am in the south west - pm me if you are and I can help if I am nearby?

I'm in Lincolnshire very kind of you to offer though

Ok. I hope you are ok

How's the bleeding now? I am never buying new knives again, after the last time, I had cuts all over both hands from the unexpected sharpness, I looked like I had been juggling with them.

She's now pm me to say her dd (pfb)is not feeling well, her dh has offered to which I have politely declined!! I'm thinking that dh has some strong tape stuff in his tool box and I could stick it together with that take some para's and go to bed

Are you still bleeding? If you are help from friends dh might be a good idea as its been an hour since your first post.

Yes stop drinking wine! Alcohol thins your blood so it'll bleed more. Hope the hosptial sorts it out for you, shouldn't take too long

Run it under cold tap, then press hard with a towel wrapped round. Elevate.

I don't think anyone would judge your house in an emergency! Keep your finger elevated above the level of your heart.

Yes still bleeding although very thick and dark now. Not keen on her dh, find him very weird he picks up the dd(6) and hugs and kisses her in front of everyone in playground on a daily basis then puts his head up to the classroom window to wave some more once there inside, they're in yr1 for god sake!

Call 111 for advice and get her dp over just in case

If you are bleeding heavily, and tipsy. You might have to think about a taxi with the DC.

Otherwise keep ringing all your nearby friends or mums from school.

Have you other Nieghbours?
Can't you phone your sister who is 'out'

Any luck with a babysitter?! Hope it's not too painful

My folks are on there way over. One will sit with the girls and other will take me up to A&E. Just had a serious telling off from dm about drinking wine when I'm by myself with DD's if something, God forbid much worse was to happen
Thank you so much for all the advice and sympathy

DH is a doc and says pressure, elevation, stop drinking, if at all possible go outside or at least out hand out the window to get it cold so the blood vessels constrict. Sympathy, I did similar with a bread knife and it does hurt like hell once the initial shock wears off.

Glad to hear you're getting help. Don't worry about the 'telling off' it's just mums doing what they do

Glad you got through to your parents. Hope you're not too long in A&E.

I hope your ok op