An update on my arse :)

[DetentionGrrrl]

I went to the doctors...i do not have piles (hoorah!) but i do have a nasty fissure, which she said needs to be allowed to heal. I need to get my IBS under control to do it- so beer or bread for me.

And the doctor was very lovely, and i almost didn't mind her poking me (almost)

Surely you mean NO BEER & BREAD!! Glad it's put your mind at rest. Good luck with getting the IBS under control. It's a pain in the arse isn't it - no pun intended!

Balls- wishful thinking. Yes, NO beer or bread.

Horrible enough, but thank goodness it's not anything worse.

How's that Xmas song go?

"...so have yourself a very lactulose Christmas..."

oh well it could have been worse.

There are lots of good wheat free breads and the pasta is really good once you get in the swing of it. Get a rice cooker for christmas!

Also make it your duty to research lots of wine and cider over the festive period to identify your new tipple - all in the name of reserach of course!

I'll drink for you, DG!

Hope you feel better soon.

glad not too serious.... x