The Perfect Diet

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Facts:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

1. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

1. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

1. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

1. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

that's funny.

Maybe it is watching American sitcoms that kills you?

You may well have hit on something there. Either that or I wonder if there's a correlation with viewing Home and Away...