Possibly a TMI but that's never stopped me. Is it possible to get piles on your perineum? The @rz'ole is free of the little darlings but my perineum is unbearably itchy and has a squashy blob which feels like a pile. Gone are the days when I was supple enough to check and I have no mirrors . I've used thrush creams to no avail - changed toilet roll and soap powder - no change. I've just never heard of anyone getting piles there. Have I just discovered a new life form or is mine expanding into new horizons? I'm definitely not pregnant & there's no pain.