ds samples dd's rectal thermometer...

[sansouci]

yes, tis true. I took dd's temp this evening as she felt v. hot & afterwards, while my back was turned, ds stuck the thing in his mouth. Stupid boy. What to expect? Diarrhoea, hepatitis, cholera or nothing at all?

what? hamster soup is newsworthy but a rectal thermometer lollipop isn't?

no competition

aww i saw this sansouci but just didn't know what to say.
i am sure that ds will be fine, my ds has eaten his own poo before now and hasn't suffered any ill effects.

He'll prob get whatever she has...or nothing

phew! finally... thanks. I was actually quite worried (but then when am I not?)

lol
My sister in France pooped the proferred thermometer when in hospital and put it in her mouth to be met by horrified 'Non,non,non!' and gestures towards her rear end.