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what disease can my friend get 2 days before xmas so she doesnt have to see her family?

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gigglinggoblin · 03/11/2006 19:36

faking illness is the only way to go, i said i would do some research on the net as my suggestion of smallpox didnt go down too well.

can anyone help with a not so serious people are worried enough to go round but too bad and contageous for her to spend the day with bickering family disease please?

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threebob · 03/11/2006 20:39

norovirus - closes whole hospital wards. Nobody would want to be near and a decent recovery period.

Would have to look thin for a bit afterward so not a good one if she's having a big Christmas - just not with them.

threebob · 03/11/2006 20:40

Or she could work providing Christmas lunch for the homeless in a mission or something.

fizzbuzz · 03/11/2006 20:45

Tonsilitis....practice talking with a "thick" throat

stleger · 03/11/2006 20:55

Something fungal. Or a weeping eye infection.

stleger · 03/11/2006 20:55

Something fungal. Or a weeping eye infection.

cece · 03/11/2006 21:05
Grin
MsUnderstood · 03/11/2006 21:10

I'd go for tonsilitis, it's infectious but not terrble or life threatening and easy to put on.

gigglinggoblin · 03/11/2006 21:38

brilliant suggestions am sure any of these would work.

i like the sound of scarlet fever, it does sound pretty. will check them all out and see what she fancies. thanks ladies!

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