Oh, thank you so, so much for all the lovely messages
you're all so bloody lovely 
I'm still alive just got out of hospital at 5 today.
Thank you for kicking me into going and getting it sorted too, I honestly didn't think there was anything seriously wrong!
I told my mum after my last message and she drove me straight over to A and E and they got me in really quickly and treated me as if I'd had a stroke, especially because my blood pressure was sky high.
Had a CT scan and X ray which didn't show anything up, then had a MRI scan on Sunday which ruled out all the serious shit out, although at first they thought I'd had a series of small strokes, but when all the doctors/consultant or whoever got together to have a look they thought maybe I hadn't.
So it is still just my tongue (and I still can't type properly like I usually can which is frustrating), which isn't swollen, one side of it has stopped working and they can't work out why.
I had another CT scan with some dye today to rule out an aneurism (?) and there was some weaknesses in the blood vessels (?) but not in an area which would affect my tongue.
So the consultant is referring me on to a neurologist and neurosurgeon (same thing? not sure) to see what they make of it. They've sent me home with Amlodipine, Clopidogrel and Simvastatin, not even sure what they are tbh, one for blood pressure, for high cholesterol and a blood thinner at a guess, going to have to give Dr Google a good bashing.
Even though it was incredibly frustrating being in hospital (bright lights, boiling hot, couldn't get the telly/internet to work, trapped in Room 101) the nurses and doctors are fucking amazing and I have so much respect for each and every one of them. They have the patience of saints and are so caring in such difficult situations, especially where I was on the stroke unit, lots of really ill people
I know I'm the lucky one to be at home with my girls now after the amazing care I've had 
The NHS is an awesome collection of people! I really can't thank them (and those on MN who work in it) enough.