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Really embarrassing but what is this nobbly bit of skin around my bum hole!!!!

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NotInTheMood · 04/09/2013 10:25

It's just a nobbly bit of skin around my bum about the size of a pea maybe slightly smaller due to shape. It doesn't hurt, bleed or itch. I am not sure how long it has been there maybe post children??? And no I don't do bum sex or anything eww. I did have painful piles after ds2 could this still be them. I just want to push it back in so I have a nea bum hole. I really should name change for this Hmm

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Fontofnowt · 04/09/2013 10:27

It's a pile.
Or a poo winnet.
Probably a pile.

ExitPursuedByADragon · 04/09/2013 10:28

A neat bum hole Confused. Why?

How are you looking at it?

NotInTheMood · 04/09/2013 10:29

Really but it doesn't hurt or anything??? Is there anything I can do to get rid of it???

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FlatsInDagenham · 04/09/2013 10:29

It's a pile. I have one exactly as you describe.

valiumredhead · 04/09/2013 10:30

Why are you bothered? Its not like its on showConfused

Skin tag or pile. Go to the gp if you're really concerned.

NotInTheMood · 04/09/2013 10:32

I was just waxing around there and used a mirror and noticed. It just looks weird.

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FannyFifer · 04/09/2013 10:32

Loads and loads of folk have a wee nobbly bit of skin at the lower area of bum hole that joins onto perineum.

I'm a nurse and have prob seen literally hundreds of bum holes.

I love my job.Grin

ExitPursuedByADragon · 04/09/2013 10:33

You wax your bum hole?!?

valiumredhead · 04/09/2013 10:37

You wax your bum hole?Grin Shock

I would suggest you pull your knickers up and get on with your day and perhaps stop expecting yourself to be porn perfect.

That sounds harsher than intended Smile x

Fontofnowt · 04/09/2013 10:37

Don't wax your bum hole it makes the rest of us look lazy and exposes you to the horrors of piles.

Fontofnowt · 04/09/2013 10:39

Same here Valium.

Didn't mean to sound so harsh OP but you are dangerously close to anal bleaching.

ExitPursuedByADragon · 04/09/2013 10:45

I don't think my bum hole is hairy.

Anyone got a mirror I can borrow?

Fontofnowt · 04/09/2013 10:49

Don't look at the hole.
It's never like the ones in porn filums and it could make you all self conscious.
Simply trim any hairs that stick out of clenched buttocks and ensure you don't have clingons.

birdybear · 04/09/2013 10:52

Man alive, you have too much time on your hands. Or on your bum hole . Who sees it?

EsTutMirLeid · 04/09/2013 10:56

Fanny that's really made me chuckle for some reason.

Bertrude · 04/09/2013 11:03

I don't know if I have a hairy bum hole or an un-neat one.

But your issue sounds like a pile.

I agree with FontofNowt - please don't make me feel the need to find out and address the issue if I have one

tywysogesgymraeg · 04/09/2013 11:07

Why the bloody hell do you wax your bum hole???? And doesn't it hurt like hell?

Jesus woman - get on with the ironing/your PhD/something important!!!

flow4 · 04/09/2013 17:54

I can't believe I'm actually going to write this, but... I have one that pops out occasionally (and I'd like to say, just for the record, that I feel it rather than spotting it while waxing!)... You can push it in again with your finger, if you're very gentle and you don't have long finger nails! Confused

ggirl · 04/09/2013 17:56

tis an anal skin tag
I am also a nurse and they are very very common
don't be surprised if it grows a bit

NotInTheMood · 06/09/2013 21:12

No no I don't wax my bum hole def not !!!! I was waxing my bikini line using mirror and just had a little nose around that area as I've never really looked before. No way would I was my bum hole. Thanks it must be skin tag then it doesn't hurt but I do feel it when wiping my bottom so was curious to what to what it was.

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