Betsy stage 3 grade 3 fast growing invasive ductal Cancer, definitely not palpable the month before but thin stick like lump emerged 1.7cms long near surface just below nipple. 1 lymph node involved, about as ER + as it is possible to be. Lumpectomy followed by Mastectomy and six months chemo and five years Tamoxifen. Dx was 12 YEARS AGO 
gigs grr about leg, hope you avoid A&E. I prescribe more pink champagne
Also Doctor from leering at George Clooney in ER
KK
Agree they nick anything metal these days, nicked our local war memorial plaque, and the lead off the roof of our town hall
A couple of people materialised from nowhere to sniff around our old steel bath and pipes when they were cleared out, played them off against each other to get a few pounds. Some sod locally keeps knocking the head off my Buddha in front garden , I glue it back and two weeks later it is off again, only a crappy cheap thing but it's now a matter of principal.....
Ikea purchases
Teaspoons
plastic cups
8 cushions for dining chairs outside
solar Chinese lanterns
rugs
candles
pots
coathangers
NO scissors (BIG failure by IKEA merchandisers as didn't see them) 
Only avoided finding myself buying horrible pink flamingo blanket and 2 stuffed animals that Coptettes kept putting back in trolley by throwing them across checkout area into staff only area
Mum tells me I get too giddy with them, can't think what she means......