gigs gets good news too! Shrinkage! Sorry you can't celebrate, my tummy is still revolting as well, very noisy about it too..... and the biscuits were minging, in fact everything the celebs attempt is, and they are not even funny. Being grumpy though as have secret crush on Sue Perkins
Gracie it's definitely going the right way ....
Topsy Just tell Pig dog / Sauron that if he won't shut up and stop disturbing your TV viewing with his plans for world domination then we'll send in the eagles.
Definitely terrible forces at work in Middle Earth though with all these misbehaving animals Goon dog's slide into middle aged delinquency started before Christmas when he stole the carving dish off the kitchen table. My fault really because I usually give him the dish to lick after we have finished with it, but I left it on the table, and strangely he did not follow me to the living room. Two hours later there was a huge crash, clearly he had been staring at the dish for two hours before finally the temptation was too much. It's all gone downhill from there, chops nicked off plates if you pop out of the room, boxes of Rowntrees (including box and wrappers), sitting and watching you fixedly as you eat just in case you let down your guard....
KK Does your friend know what school they go to, might be an idea to tell school as well as police. Police will warn them, could prosecute them but school can hopefully educate them. Otherwise we should send in Sauron and the eagles.....