FFS. Now I'm having the opposite problem. Where the F is my period????

[Jacksmania]

I've gone from ever-shortening cycles (26, 25, 19, 20, 23 days) to the opposite.
Where the hell is it??????
I have the red rage tearful PMS. I feel like crap.

Any fucking time now!!!!!!!!

(No physical possibility of being pregnant.)

:(

Menopause?

I think someone stole it, personally. Apparently there are some other posters looking for theirs.

I'll have mine back now, thank you!

I had a couple of spells of frequent ones interspersed with spells when they were very hit and miss in, what I now realise was, the perimenopause.

Fantastic news.
I believe I'll go have some . Would anyone like some?