So I've name changed because those who know me irl have no desir to know this about me, but basically I am prone to blocked pores/sebaceous ducts on my labia. Kinda gross, but it does mean I get a satisfying squeeze every so often. Anyway, got one last week, gave ita squeeze and got a bit of goo out, but not as much as expected. Go away for the weekend and this blind lump is getting bigger and harder and more painful and now i'm walking like john wayne and without access to any of my equipment.
Get home this evening and shamefacedly ask dh if I need to see a doctor. He graves a heavy sigh like "what are you being hypochondriac about now, Woman?" Then I show him and he swears, suggests I lance it and agrees that if I can't lance it then I need to go to the gp.
I get out the needle and tea tree oil, go to shut the bathroom door when he gets in the way and asks, like a kid waiting for santa, if he can watch.
The needle barely hurt, the resulting HALF TEASPOON of yellow gunk was immensely satisfying and the relief almost immediate, despite the tea tree oil and I don't think i've seen dh as cheerful all week. There's no mystery in my marriage.