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Ingrowing toenail cure

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teddyedwards · 04/03/2006 22:48

  1. First sit back in a comfy chair with legs outstretched.
  2. Then take one 22 month old and ask your partner to position him/her at far side of room. 3. Call 22 month old to you
  3. Do not move your foot, but be ready to catch baby.
  4. Shout ARRGH!
  5. Get out the nail clippers and cut off the bit that has just been kicked out of your toe.
  6. Clean up blood
  7. Give 22 month old big hug.
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waterfalls · 04/03/2006 22:52

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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teddyedwards · 04/03/2006 23:04

yes it was owwwww for about a day but this was about 2 months ago and i had this dodgy nail for over 2years, which was even more owwwww. Decided to now officially call it a cure as i can now touch my toe without it hurting, and also i am not walking on 4 toes as i was before. They're brilliant, them 22 month olds!

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