Up or down when you wipe?

[Blandmum]

MN needs to know the norm!

Do you stand or sit to wipe??

and how many sheets (as it were)

MN has taken a distinctly unfortunate turn of late!

Can I just nip this in the bud by saying that anyone who does down is mad as it greatly increases the risk of infections? Er, just gave myself away there methinks...

Anything to lighten the mood, Aloha!

(but natch I think the stand uppers should all be shot! shades of Gullivers travels! )

How can you reach round if you stand up? you'd have to have incredibly long arms.

No this is going too far....Poo and quinoa creeping into every thread like some sort of malevolent disease

All very British
Sit, of course. And, lots.

I blame Dr Gillian McShitbag...she is trying to achieve her ultimate goal of world domination using the twin weapons of poo and quinoa!! This is because she is in fact a demon masquerading as a human being in a body cunningly fashioned from equal quantities of poo and quinoa...

this thread is scraping the bottom of the barrel!!

Not another poo thread! martianbishop how could you? Is one not enough!!!

I can't imagine that the world that is MN is going to benefit terribly from discussing this one!

beansprout I think you have it the wrong way there don't you? It's poo in your flappy bits that gives you infections, not wee up your arse isn't it?

Oh Christ nooka, even I had to look away that time

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Come onnnn ladies! ERR!

No, no, Nooka - think about the direction your hand moves when you wipe. Beansprout's right - at least, when you're doing it to yourself. When you're doing it to a baby lying down on a changing mat, then the direction is reversed.

Sorry everyone!! I was so careful with the wording on the other thread, and then this post came out. I can't think what posessed me!!

did I really shock you Meanoldmummy? I'm quite impressed now! (cue more blushing and a few giggles I am afraid) Prettycandles I'm directionally confused I think, but never mind!

It was the flappy bits and wee up yer arse.... just a little wince, but it was there!!!

I am really sorry!

ROFLMAO!