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Google is not my friend - just self diagnosed eyelid cancer...

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grumpypants · 12/02/2011 09:56

anyone else who should probably stay away from the serach button?

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grumpypants · 12/02/2011 09:56

'search'

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Bertina · 12/02/2011 09:58

...and you started with a pain in your toe?

Never google symptoms without first gaining a degree in medicine.

It's probably a stye.

grumpypants · 12/02/2011 10:01

Grin no, stupidly decided it prob wasn't eczema (small itchy red patch, now raised line across lid)and just checked...just writing my will....I must remember never to be tempted.

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TitsalinaBumSquash · 12/02/2011 10:03

You can type pretty much anything into Google and it will eventually tell you your dying.

grumpypants · 12/02/2011 10:40

yep. small mention of eczema, much information about eyelid cancer. Should have learned by now - so far I have had swine flu, various tumours, ms and mnd. Suffice to say the eventual diagnosis has always been fairly straightforward Grin

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