I have no idea how I should title this thread but it's definitely a TMI situation

[TMITuesday]

Apologies in advance for the following. I'm quite worried but have no idea what's going on. I just farted. Or so I thought til I felt wetness. When I went to check what was going on down there it appears I have passed a lot of jellyish mucus (I am so sorry about this!) which didn't smell strong but had a slightly icky whiff. I've been a bit windy today but no diarrhoea or anything. WTF is this all about?!

Hi
This happened to me about 6 months ago. I called nhs direct who were very unconcerned. I "hardly ever go" and when I do they are always hard and little. I went to the doc who said I just have a very slow metabalism (which also accounts for my size) and not to worry unless it happened again. Apparently it is just a mucus plug like you get sometimes?!?!
Anyway it hasnt happened since, so I forgot about it......til just then when I read this.....God I love MN

Wormshuffler - great name! - thank you! I feel reassured.