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Mouseface · 08/01/2011 13:20

Well, no more chocolate, cheese, cake or crack pies for this Mouse. Sad

Time to shift the wobbly bits, firm up your tits Grin body and get healthier as you do.

We're using lots of different methods between us all - Wii Fit, FoodFocus, changing our diet, exercising more, quiting smoking and booze.....

Why not join us? Smile

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/01/2011 18:39

I'm skipping dinner, still stuffed from pub lunch.

'Oi, Lardy, put the biscuits down'

'It's no more attractive to smell of pies than to smell of smoke fatty'

'Hey Gutso, do you know cheese is just fat and salt because your stomach looks like it does'

There you go, you can C+P and you don't even need to think what to say. Grin

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/01/2011 18:46

Good-O Smile

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Mouseface · 21/01/2011 19:00

TC!!!! Step away from the bloody biscuits woman!

I'm still hank m. DH has taken DD's friend home. They've been putting a powerpoint together! Shock

I'm carp at that kind of thing.

Bitter - I know how bad cheese is but my justification for eating it is instead of 4" thick slices on a sarnie, I grate it now! Grin

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BrianAndHisBalls · 21/01/2011 19:28

you lot are weird tonight Grin

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Mouseface · 21/01/2011 19:51

Grin Brian.

I'm wearing my hummingbird Smile

It's the perfect gift xx

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BrianAndHisBalls · 21/01/2011 20:22

anal love beads in the shape of mini hummingbirds. They, ermmm, hum Grin

am eating revels, yummy.

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TotalChaos · 21/01/2011 20:31

I love coffee and orange flavour chocs send them to me

am howling at brians imaginary humming arse pleasures

plan for weight loss is eexercise more, 1500 cals per day and count fat grammes. So my version of heart health diet

Mouseface · 21/01/2011 20:44

My faves!

Fucking hummingbird arse beads? Grin

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BrianAndHisBalls · 21/01/2011 20:45

im keeping the Revels but Im sure Mouse will lend you the hummingbirds once she's finished Grin

Mouseface · 21/01/2011 20:49

Eeeew! Grin

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TotalChaos · 21/01/2011 21:10

Clench arse cheeks firmly shut thank you

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 21/01/2011 21:30

Hey, did you miss me? Been on the blower to my sister. I'm quite pissed. Grin

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Mouseface · 21/01/2011 22:05

SAF - I heart automatic cars.

Means I can rest one leg! Grin

Bitter - always miss you, off to bed though.

Night night lushies.

Please be here for a while tomorrow. xxxxx

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