I have piles...

[Pomi]

With lots of blood what should i do?

Go to the GP. It's normal to have piles if you're a mum, but not for them to bleed. I don't know if you can put any cream on them if they bleed. You could put a cup of frozen peas in a small food bag, roll it into a sausage-shape in a teatowel or facecloth and sit on it or slip it into your knickers to try and ease them a little.

so do i

Ooooooooooooooh - I fancy doing that frozen peas thing myself!
Piles are v common post-childbirth, I would go to GP and get some prescribed treatment. You should always have them checked if there's blood present.

do you really fio? I don't

i do. but you know i have this theory that you either have:

stretch marks

or

piles

parp

I had both bundle, am I special?

Definitely go to your GP. Bleeding should always be checked out.

I have stretchmarks and varicose veins.

But not piles.

I had both too, olive. Born lucky, that's me.

olive, you know the answer is Yes

piles have gone (I think, tend to avoid peering at that end), stretchmarks have faded nicely.

Would check with GP on bleeding Pomi.

I had stretchmarks, piles and varicose veins (not in my legs^). Ha! Can anyone top trump that? This is getting like that "I went to the shop and I bought..." game.

stretchmarks too

varicose veins on legs arent too bad, up arse quite horrendous just lately

thought I would share

I have both as well. But i thought that the piles are related to constipation.

at least you can use preparation H or whatever on the bags under your eyes too - 2 for the price of one!

Mine is not not burning or itching so there is no need of frozen peas.

I don't have stretch marks

have jelly belly though and saggy tits

gosh, i'm going to have to work up a new theory in light of these developments

or get the listeners to do a phone in, could you pitch it to Jenni Murray?

oooh yes, bottom problems are among my favourite topics. we did a Piles phone in last year (at my suggestion, natch). i seem to remember lots of men phoned in.

just cosmetic surgeon for next series

did you really????

sorry meant to say just booked cosmetic surgeon for next series

(yes, we "did" piles)

my uncle had to have an operation on his