Stupid Question about periods (sorry)

[HuggyBear]

I dont have them very often, ussually about once a year but this blummin month its appeared.

but im going out tonight and need it to stop!! its on day 6. is there anyway i can make it stop by 7pm tonight? or is that wishful thinking???

sorry if tmi

HB- I highly doubt that will work - r u on the pill? I found when I started taking my new pack any AF stopped that day.

I suppose you could still give him a treat!

Yeah HB.... if this is a treat for him then you'll be the one dishing out the extras!

lol - i dont want to treat him - i want to be treated

nope not on the pill or anything, have never been able to use it cause i dont normally have periods and something about my hormone levels makes note to listen to doctor next time

none for a year and then it shows up!!!!

Why Auntie Flo?????

why cant you still have foreplay?
Its supposed to be at its cleanest then!!
I cant see a problem!

Oh well, looks like one bit of the night will have to be postponed then. But you can still go out and enjoy yourselves!

cause he thinks its gross and yukky (male logic for you sighhh)

will still have a night out

your totally sure that running up and down the stairs or jumping up and down wont help???

Yes!

Isn't there some sort of treatment you can have in which all the blood etc from your period is sucked out of you in a few mnutes though?

lol Tallgirl - Its a conception acronym for your period (When Auntie Flo comes to visit.... pain in the arse and all that?!)!!!

get him drunk..he wont notice!

am totally confused now lol

when i went to the loo an hour ago, it was there...

just been to check and (erm sorry if tmi) tissue was clean!!!

its teasing me lol

be gone AF by 7pm!!!!!!

(erm lonelymom - can they really suck it all out?)

just dont tell him

lol, its lights off tonight then

Sounds like its on its way out. I reckon you should be OK.

I think you should be OK by tonight too.

Ummm about the sucking thing, I am not sure. I just thought I heard about it for people who have painful periods or something.

It always happens when u dont want it to! Happened to me the day my hubby took me to Paris. I was moaning all the time cos I get really bad bad aches when Im on and all he wanted to do was show me the sights!I Felt so guilty.
So...why cant you just give him, ahem....another kind of pleasure? Catch my drift? That can still be fun to!

How did it go Huggybear? Did you get yer leg over??

To ne brutally honest you still can do it just whip out tampon before the deed the only mess is at the end but it's well diluted down by the rest of the mess if you know what I mean so looks more and he won't be caring by then!

pmsl at toothache

i'm just getting my legs over anything right now is agony!

SK - Well that's how you got into that mess wummin!!

I know but that's the justice for getting knocked up again painful pelvis and hips!!!

Let that be a lesson to you..... You and Enid will need to make a pact to keep you knickers on from now on.

did you do it huggybear? did you? did you?