LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer All The Way..............

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

.............Oh What Fun It Is Too Ride On Satan's Winter Sleigh!!!

Hey, I'm Mouseface.

I have now managed to, ahem, stop adding to my current weight, so I'm just going to sit the winter out.

Come the New Year, I'm kicking ass. As I am sure the other LIGHTer ladies will be too.

Maybe. Hopefully. If I can convince them too.

Anyway, come meet them all........ and feel free to join in!!

Well done Blitz

TC - yes to cider, one of you five a day as it has apples in....

no i shouldn't open it should i? unless it's wearable and then i need it.

glad you're ok brian - ill but managing - you know what i mean.

i have to work out what to wear. apparently it's not dressy - i'm a bit disappointed.

You will look stunning whatever you wear satan.

What TC said.

DS has fallen asleep on the sofa. I was going to do cottage pie for dinner. I think I'll just do soup, they both are out of sorts.

you partying tonight then? oooooooooooo-er

I can't remember where Little Lord Fontleroy came from in the first place Did Santa deliver him Saf??

Pain pretty bad so thats lovely.

Bit pissed off with (sort of) MIL. Didn't take long did it?!

Firstly she buys presents for the dc. Lovely obviously. But she said to DP 'these clothes are for the dc to wear Christmas Day'. I was a bit ermmmm think I'll be deciding what they wear Christmas Day (childish I know).

Then he was supposed to take dc to her yesterday at 11am. He phoned her early in morning to explain that as I didnt know re hospital yet he'd phone her and let her know time when we'd heard from dr. Dr phoned at 12.30 and said come in at 4.30 so DP phoned her to say right can come over now as not needed to drive till 4.30. 'Oh Ive gone out now' she says

Anyway, shes still insisting she and (emotionally/possibly physically abusive) boyfriend are 'just friends' but when trying to rearrange says she's got to take him to hospital Thursday so can they both come to our house to have coffee as then she can take him to hospital from there.

I said (to DP) fuck that, we can go to a pub for lunch together instead. I don't know the boyfriend from Adam, dont want him in my house or near my children as hes supposedly 'abusive'. So she then texted to say it had to be my house as otherwise they'd be clock watching at a restaurant

My Dad has offered to host them at my parents house thank God. So I still have to have my dc near him but at least its not actually in our house and other people will be there. And a bit 'shuddery' at the thought of him touching my dc though

She's having Christmas dinner with him so why can't she just admit they're a couple? Argh.

Probably being totally OOO because I feel ill but I hate feeling manipulated into doing things I dont want to do and I don't want to see this random abusive man. Ah well.

god never say something in 1 word if i can use 20, sorry

Brian - no matter what you say/do, it sounds as though you are going to battling against her.

I know you feel like crap too but I doubt that is affecting your judgement. Something is telling you he's not a very nice person.

Sorry, not much help xx

Satan - are you going to wear Prada?

Primark, surely?

I think I am coming down with the lurgy too. Deep Joy.

Brian, not ignoring your posts but feel this is one of those times where I would be better off saying nothing and have you suspect I'm an idiot than open my mouth and confirm I am one.

Much love xx

HA ha ha Blitz. I did wonder if I should post that!

Sorry you are feeling rough too. Early night for all of then?

well i'm ready. not particularly dressed up but have at least done my hair and put a bit of make up on and am clean and presentable!

poor blitzen puts up with my deliqency of swigging sherry from a hipflask to cope with the hell of prechristmas tesco mission.

i am so tired i don't feel like going. have drank coffee a plenty and a coca cola full sugar jobbie and still not perked up. would have a little drink but worried i'll fall asleep if i do.

sorry for the madness of mil's brian. if it's any consolation your mother has definitely got the soul at the minute - mine's driving both me and my sister insane.

my ultimate mission tonight is NOT to pass out on the bathroom floor

Early nights all round I think.

Saf, you are the only person I know who owns a hipflask.

Have a good night, sometimes it's the ones you don't really fancy that turn out to be the best.

Er, just to clarify, the nights you don't fancy, not the people.

ooh accidental double entendres - well done

have had my mother on phone having unnecessary hissy fits already about how we'll all get there.

think that might be someone now x laters xx

nope no one there.

have silk trousers on (dubs's) and just stood at the front door calling brian for like 2 minutes and they're now like ice against my legs! not sure they were a good choice.

my dad's other gift turned up today but still waiting on bits for sis and mum and tc's gift sadly. not impressed with play.com this time. they're usually so fast.

right i'm waffling to myself no doubt - love and leave you - send me good don't pass out vibes please. bit freaked out by my weird reactions to booze lately but not freaked out enough not to drink mind x

Have fun

Have a great, pass out free, evening Satan.

Cheese toasties here for dinner. CBA to cook anything else.

Brian!!!!!

Brian, I had my MIL bumped off, I am obviously more pro active than you. [fwank]

Ha ha ha!! [fwank]

That has made my day Blitz!!