LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer Belles, LIGHTer All The Way..............

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

.............Oh What Fun It Is Too Ride On Satan's Winter Sleigh!!!

Hey, I'm Mouseface.

I have now managed to, ahem, stop adding to my current weight, so I'm just going to sit the winter out.

Come the New Year, I'm kicking ass. As I am sure the other LIGHTer ladies will be too.

Maybe. Hopefully. If I can convince them too.

Anyway, come meet them all........ and feel free to join in!!

If I post early in this thread it looks like I'm always here, right?!

I'm UNO :) and I've lost some weight of late by having an appetite suppressing chest infection. Not good, but hey :o

I'm rubbish at keeping up, but the lighter ladies are e best.

Hey mousey :)

"e best"?!

Hmm. My typing is e best too.

Hey UNO!!!!!!!

I missed you, where have you been?

Glad you are here now. Get your sexy ass over to the other thread and catch up with us!

xx

Aw shucks guys.

I cant catch up :(.

But I do have sperm in my boots if that helps.

Frozen sperm that is :o

(for some reason that makes a difference to me)

And as an aside, any newbies you must state the amount of sperm in your boots before you join. It's an initiation.

For example, I'm UNO, I have six pounds to lose and 3 millilitres of sperm in each boot (frozen)

And then you will be welcomed with open arms :o

Toad in the hole here :o

We are deviant types.

I really want to meet all the lighter ladies. Is a meet up too ridiculously complicated to organise?

Swim!

Or use your cheese as a raft?

What?! That is a shocker!

:o

Fake dh sucks.

I should get me one of them. And a fake job to go with it. Throw in imaginary children and we have a blissful life :o

Loons!!!!

who's been filling your boots uno?

i have a hot whiskey with lots of lemon and ginger and a spoon of honey and i can't seem to taste it obviously didn't put enough of something in it.

meet ups are just limited by when people are free and not skint uno. where are you?

boy is making fart jokes. hilarious

oh and todays food

found half a pack of takeaway chips from a couple of nights ago in the fridge at lunchtime and reheated them in the mircrowave and ate with ketchup

that's it today. will try make myself eat something/anything but no appetite with this damned ebola flu.