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Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

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Mouseface · 29/11/2010 21:20

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right? Grin

Come meet the others.........

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YouKnowStuffingisforLunch · 02/12/2010 21:11

I did, it was fine. Nothing's been done yet. I was scared before hand but not ignored today. Much nicer.

Tomorrow there's going to be a meeting. I'm scared.

Right. Bath time then bed!

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 21:11

Hey mousie.

Bugger! I never did get through to the docs. I will try and get an appt or scrip tomorrow.

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 21:12

Night UNO.

Mouse, I'm pretty sure that the whiff is Dubs ganking cheese. That stuff lingers Wink

BrianAndHisBalls · 02/12/2010 21:19

wheres bloody dubs???

im off to bed.

uno - fingers crossed for tomorrow.

blitz - get it if you can, if you miss a couple it can sneak up on you bad

xx

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 21:22

Nothing is as dangerous as a spanish camel. Wink

I'll sort it tomorrow x

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 02/12/2010 21:24

Brian - night lovely xx

UNO - you'll be grand! KICK ASS!! xx

Blitz - glad you've explained the smell! Where is Bubs and her House Brick O Cheese?

Is she being a wife? Feck, I think she is?! Isn't Mr Bubs there painting tonight??

Oh I do hope she's getting it. Bloody unbearable when she's not! Xmas Grin

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 02/12/2010 21:25

Blitz - set a reminder in your phone maybe? I'll set one to remind you too okay.

God I am soooooooo full. I hate feeling this full. I may have to have more shandy to burp some room.

I know I'm gross. Sorry Xmas Blush

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 21:25

I'm tempted to go over there and give it to her myself, she's that bad. Grin

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 21:27

If I call at 8am I can generally get a same day appt. If compooter says no, I'll ask for an emergency prescription.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 02/12/2010 21:46

Sounds like a plan. The doctors that is! What you and Bubs do in your spare time is no business of mine!! Xmas Grin

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 21:50

TBH, I don't think I am experienced enough for her. I'm a novice by her standards. Blush Grin

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 02/12/2010 21:52

Meooooooooooooooow!! Xmas Shock Xmas Grin

You are firey tonight Mrs!!

You working tomorrow?

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 21:57

Nope, in Saturday.

That was meant to be highlighting my wholsomeness btw, not a dig at dubs Blush

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 02/12/2010 22:00

I don't see wholsomeness. I see smut, sly but humurous digs and cracking one-liners.

I must get new glasses! Xmas Grin

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 22:02

I probably came out wrong Blush

Dubs, I love you and I don't think you are a woman of loose morals, whatever ^ that suggested.

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 02/12/2010 22:11

Shut up woman, I'm yanking your chain and cracking jokes that you are ignoring.

Besides, if Bubs is shaggin, she won't care a jot about us!! We could post anything Xmas Grin

You didn't suggest anything either. xx

TotalChaos · 02/12/2010 22:17

I remember back when you first started posting on the Shiney threads, you were quite ahem reserved on sexual matters, joshing etc, Bitter, looks like we've managed to corrupt you good and proper Wink

jo - your DP is a saint re:XH. DD knows she can take you for granted, iyswim, knows you will always be there for her - whereas with XH she probably has to do a double take..

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 22:19

I'm still a prude! Shock Grin

TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse · 02/12/2010 22:22

I'm off to bedfordshire.

Night night lovey lushies. xx

BlitzenAndCupidsSleighDodger · 02/12/2010 22:25

Night all x

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