Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful, But The LIGHTer Ladies Are So Delightful!

[Mouseface]

And since we've no place to go...........

Let's stay here for a while instead!!

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

I am currently mainlining cheddar cheese and Baileys but need to lose some weight. You can see where I'm going wrong, right?

Come meet the others.........

huge firm baps sounds quite attractive really

lol at leaflet - "10 ways with cheese?"

'4000 ways with ganking cheese the size of a house brick'

Is this to be a regular thing Dubs? You could save it up and build your own holiday home.

You are on form tonight Blitz!!

out of cheeseblocks. get that?

ooh finally ds has learnt a proper joke rather than just putting a random string of words together with the right intonation then laughing manically at the end.

here is ds's first joke:

why did the banana go to the doctor's??

I don't know, why did the banana go to the doctor's?

He wasn't peeling very well!!

Gigglebiz? CBeebies?? Rings a bell Satan.

Shit, I just ruined DS's first joke didn't I? It wasn't a guess the answer was it.

Sorry Satan

Just for that mousey you can answer ds2's favourite joke!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

yes i'm devastated on his behalf.

yep, because he wasn't peeling well.

it's just a relief to hear something that makes sense instead of why did the cats nose hurt? because the monkey bit of! ha hah hahaha HA HA HAAAAA! or some such sinister minded weirdness.

I like the surrealist humour thought Satan :o

Mouse: europe

i think i'm kind of ready in the can't be fucked to worry about it fashion.

i actually have pretty much no idea what's in my bag now i've packed it so it will probably one of those what the fuck have i brought this for and where are my knickers kind of trips

fuck it. i have passport, money, meds and a plane ticket i'll be grand.

i also have tourettes it seems

ooh i think that's nearly the same as my favourite joke uno:

knock knock

who's there?

idunup

You'll be apples satan, you will have a great time.

That's DS's favourite, too. He says Needap though

Very similar Satan, it has all my boys in stitches.

Where's mouse? I have a punchline to deliver!