Your guaranteed to bring you period on stories please

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I have tried wearing nice pants and blowing my nose.

Any others??

Arrange a hot date
Book a bikini wax
Put some white linen trousers on.

Go away for a weekend with no supplies.

Manage to get babysitter for dc (see blue moon)

Make plans for bath together and amazing sex early night (rather than lazy scratch-the-itch sex) and set the scene with suggestive texts/phonecalls all day. Works every time.

Or go on holiday and put on a white skirt and a thong

Swim (only if you like it)/other water activity - preferably at an exciting pool/place that takes some organising.

Sorry, I went off to make a bakewell tart .

All good ideas but none I could do now as the only pair of white trousers I have don't fit anymore.

If I promised DH amazing sex tonight I think he would laugh .

So would mine

Surprise him. Actions not words?

Got IBS/endo. Pain and pills that kill sex drive are not compatible with good intentions

But we digress

Do a pregnancy test. The most expensive kind.

Have sex or do lots of wanking, get that womb contracting with some orgasms.

Eat celery - several sticks. I kid you not.

No celery. The guinea pigs ate it all but if no period by tmw am I will buy some.

Sex? Maybe I will have to not tell dh why I fancy some .

It's not an ordinary come-to-bed line is it?

"Take me darling, I need to menstruate!"

I'm with Freakoid. A pregnancy test used to work for me every time. In fact it got to point that I don't think my body could have a period until I'd done a pregnancy test.

Swimming in cold water used to work when I was in my early 20's. It would bring it on the next day.

I need more stories still no sign.

Cheapest test from where please? If it is going to bring my period on (and I won't believe it anyway if it says negative even though there is about a 99.99% chance that I am not pregnant) I don't want to be spending loads when I could be buying daft Christmas presents for the Guinea pigs.

No it has to be an expensive one because otherwise you haven't wasted enough money by doing a test and getting your period an hour later

3 for £1 in poundland though

No need. Auntie Flo has arrived. Only a couple of days late but I never am and it would be disasterous if I had been pregnant.