She ain't heavy.. she's my Lighter sister... tra la la la laaaa!

[Mittz]

Well, I'm just here for the banter and a chance to talk bollox, and we also do weight loss, WATER drinking (I'm the 'ficcial water monitor, and I have a badge), and heart to hearts..

I am the Mittz(not Mitts), I need to lose about 10lb, but get my head straight in the process..

I am sure one of my lovely companions will be along shortly......

Aw, Trills don't ruin my vision of you messing around with dry ice Heston Stylee!

Right, I need your opinion on an important matter - which take away tonight?

Wet towels truly are bastards. These are words of truth.

GQ says to lose weight instantly deduct your birth weight, as you came with that.

I have schloer and GQ happee! happee! happee!

Fucking hell Crunch, I want to wrap you in something and get you through this. It is like living my life over the last 4 years. Don't let it drag on love, it wears you to a nubbin, and the longer it goes on the harder it is to grow.

Bula, you'll grow to love us for our incessant chatter and soon be a party to it .

Trills you are a goddess.. And you should see her in the flesh ladies...

Painting is going well.

My walk was nice but there were bullocks on the moor. Now normally I am not a jot bothered by any animal but heck! horns and a swinging pair that could have knocked me out on their own.. I almost said respectfully 'excuse me' but remembered my reputation..

Thanks wa and mittz. I would love to be wrapped up sometimes.

Right I'd better go and finish the packing

See all you lovely ladies in a couple of weeks!

X

If you're implying something with that face double I would have you know that I do not discuss my sex life on here.

So what takeaway am I having then ladies?

I'm starving, DH will be home in an hour and none of you have given me any suggestions!

I quite facy a chinese tonight. Can only get it if DP has some cash as I only have a tenner in my purse.

Plenty of food in the house - should really eat some of that - but I did loads of cooking yesterday.

I suppose we are not like in the sticks, but we have a plethora of takeaways here. Actually I might save up for one because there is always too much and then I could use the leftovers for a couple of frozen meals.

I have a birthday impending. I hate birthdays. The last two were, quite frankly, shite. If it weren't for the DC's I would just pretend it wasn't there. I have never had a birthday party. I don't want one now but I is deprived dontcha know!

I might have my tea in the garden and start kissing the frogs, on the off chance that the fairy tale is for real!!

Trills - if you want to pop some leftovers in the post, sounds lush

Uno - try and stonewall any waily woe is me shite. And hope that one way or another you are out of this awful cycle soon.

post-child birthdays just feel a bit pointless somehow...

I always have crap birthdays.

I'm off to pick up a curry, catch you later.

It was my 40th last year, no one in my family realised/bothered, H had just walked out a month before and the year before that, I asked H to take DS to the doctors because of his 'issues the night before my B'day and he said he didn't have time, despite being off work and when I sighed and said 'fine' he didn't speak to me for nearly three days.

Anyway..

'I kissed a frog and I liked i-it,
taste of his slimy pondweed...'

And then he hopped back on a lilly leaf and started singing Raspberry Beret!!

Actually ID I like your thinking. Just me and the DC's and a mini adventure...

smiling at the 'leftovers in the post' by the time you get them TC ...mmmmmmmmm

I am about to stuff my face with Chicken Bhuna, Biriyani, pilau rice, naan and onion bhajis.

I won't get chucked off this thread as well will I?

Pha!!

Enjoy it Bitter. Yum.

Right, I'm offski to the land of family time.

Mittz - yes, plan a day but no expectations, as SAF said, movies, pizza, CHILL!!! Just enjoy being you lot for a day. Hope your painting went well.

See you in the afternoon morning.

Only 1 very weak drinky. Maybe 1 or 2 more. We'll see but I'm actually not in the mood!!

I want my bed. So tired.

Night lighter lovelies xx

Night Mouse xx You are doing amazingly and should be proud of yourself.

Not gonna throw you anywheres Bitter x

I am half way through death proof. That man has a straaaange mind.. but I suspect he has an alarmingly accurate view of certain aspects of humanity.