The Official Monster Raving Loony Party manifesto

[LlynTegid]

Manifesto

In the interests of balance. Policies I could support:

• 10% discount for using a self service till
• an annual test for roads to say they are roadworthy.

I believe this is a good one:

Immigration..We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.

All political and electoral leaflets will be printed on soft paper so that it may be recycled in the appropriate manner.

Rwanda…We will send all MPs who misbehave to Rwanda.

Wishful thinking.

I’d like to know why he, Elmo, Mr buckethead and the leader of the socialist worker’s party haven’t been offered a slot on the BBC and yet Nigel Farage has? You know, since the BBC are unbiased …

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