What do you think about [insert some or other bullshit soundbite] that will happen if Labour get into power / if we don't get rid of the Tories?

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Hi, I'm an unimaginative party hack trying to manipulate forum chat about the general election, so I just wondered what you thought about national service / VAT on school fees / illegal immigration / free puppies for pensioners [delete as appropriate].

National service / VAT on school fees / illegal immigration / free puppies for pensioners [delete as appropriate] is really stressing me out and I am frightened for my children.

That's a very Distinguished question. Are you writing a Social Commentary?

Free puppies - yes please!

The military placements, which would be open to 30,000 youngsters, would involve residential stays at army barracks or other military facilities around the country.

That's what I have just read so not everyone.

Labour's nhs plan sounds pathetic.

I think they are written by shills or bots and believed by only the very stupid in our society.

Also, what do you think, women, about how Labour will be an absolute horror for your kind despite not being the typical ideology for that sort of thing? You'll be voting conservative - unless you're mad - although they haven't done anything at all for nearly 15 years? Discuss.

quit the drink/drugs op

Any thoughts about the probability of Labour adding VAT to school fees, and the effect of this ?

Lol. Is my joke thread acting like a captcha in reverse -- providing a means for the bots to prove they aren't human?